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Monday, March 29, 2010

Dear Asian Boy


As I tried not to fall asleep in my history class I started to look around. That is when I saw you picking your nose.

I tried not to judge you as you did this for about 20 minutes.

I tried very, very hard not to throw up as you wiped your "nose goods" into a tissue which you put in your pocket. (grateful for the two seats in between us)

I started to cringe and close my eyes when you then started to flick your "nose goods" (because you no longer had a tissue). . . Praying they would not land on me.

As soon as the bell rang I ran from the room trying to get away from you.

Then

I almost cried when you got on my bus and almost sat next to me.

The End

P.S. People please do not pick your nose. We just don't want to see it.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Introducing. . .

Well I have realized that I miss having a pet around. Strange I know . . . but I do. Since my apartment doesn't like most animals . . . I decided to get fish!

So I would like to introduce . . . Mr. Witherspoon and Barbagartian. Shantel and I watched Arsenic and Old Lace and that is where the name Mr. Witherspoon came from. And Barbagartian . . . Amanda came up with that one. (Who knows where she got it from).

Friday, March 19, 2010

I Hate Waiting

I saw this cool picture of the clock on somebody's blog. Right now this is how time feels to me. . . it goes on forever! And why is this going by so slow? Because I'm not a patient person.
  • I hate waiting for the bus
  • I hate waiting for the mail every week
  • I hate waiting for my birthday so I can go on a mission
  • I hate waiting for a certain somebody to come home from his mission
But all this waiting has made me realized something. I need to learn to be patient. I think being at college has made me less patient. I'll have to work on that

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Secret Valentines Lover

I forgot that I had this on my camera. I came home two days before Valentine's day to see this . .
My secret lover left me a Valentine's day surprise. . . Don't tell Blake!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Men and Ducks

Maybe I am just crazy. I just realized today that most men seem to have some sort of fascination with ducks. I think it begins at a young age.
I mean who didn't like going to feed the ducks when you were little? But with men I don't think it ever goes away. I was walking across campus and saw this cute little old man trying to take a picture of all the ducks that wander around BYU. I just had to laugh to myself.
The reason I discovered this was because. . . when I was walking to the bus I had my ipod going and was in my own little world. . . . a kid about ten feet in front of me stopped and was intently looking at the bushes. I didn't think much of it because lets face it, BYU has some pretty strange students. Well this kid turns to me and with the biggest grin on his face says something while pointing to the bushes. I gave him this odd smile . . . not having heard a word he just said. Then, still smiling, he turns and walks away. A few seconds later I was approaching the place he was just at. I heard something moving in the bushes. . . I started freaking out. What if it was a snake?! I turned and looked and saw two ducks. . . . DUCKS! then I started laughing.

I went home and told my roommate about this funny theory of mine. Men really did seem to have a fascination with ducks. She then reminded me of one little fact. Men like to kill ducks. . . I don't think my theory is very profound anymore.

Monday, March 15, 2010

The Benefits of Children

Kids are so amazing. They say the cutest things and are very genuine. I miss living at home with all the little ones. I love going back because they get excited to see me. Not only that but they help me do . . . not so fun things. Like:
Cleaning out my car. I was fine doing it myself but the little herd followed me outside into the garage. They all wanted a turn with the vacuum. Scott was in the strangest positions I just had to take a picture.
Hahahaha! I think if I tried to get into these positions I might just break myself.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Mint Brownie Blast

You know when you have one of those sad-depressing days? That was me today and yesterday . . . but when those happen I just need fattening chocolate yumminess + ice cream. Chad called me and said that Village Inn has free pie on Wednesdays. :) That sounded really good so Shantel and I went. You just have to make a purchase. . . so we got hot chocolate and our free pie. Now I am not sad anymore. :)

I got the mint brownie blast! So good! This picture does not do it justice.

Well I Feel Stupid!

Today I got up late and was rushing to get ready. I got to school and just did my thing. After two boring lectures I stretched and ran my fingers through my hair. Thats when I felt it. . .
My hair had a huge bump in the back. When I was doing my hair I forgot to straighten the back! AHH! I still had two more classes to go. I felt stupid!

Just when I thought my day was going pretty well .. . . I was attacked! I was just walking to the bus .. . . minding my own business when . . .BAM! I saw something coming towards me out of the corner of my eye. I jumped. It was fast so I tensed and closed my eyes. . . waiting for it to hit me. It never came. That is when I realized my attacker was. . . a leaf! Ugh!
Of course when I jumped and closed my eyes there were three guys right there to witness my stupidity. They looked at me like I was mental. Hahaha. . . oh what a day.

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